Give or take

University teaches so many life lessons:

What kind of boy/man you want/dont want in your life
Which type of coffee you like best
Which hairstyle suits the Asian face best
Which building material is the most appropriate for a lecture theatre
When to visit the crowded places
How to tram evade with skill
How to cycle on side roads with guts
How to use google, which then refers you to Wikipedia

or

that media law is just not up your alley.